busket:

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful

yourtubes:

*calls you by your url at your funeral* 

zillywutpumpkin:

browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar

fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users